Drain It Yourself, Buddy
He's all snippy because we haven't had sex lately (Helloooo! Been sick and busy! And all of your "I'm about to pop" and "I've gotta get some relief" comments don't make me get all moist and quivery. Just because you've got an excess sperm buildup doesn't mean I automatically want to drain your monster for you.)
It's like he thinks I *owe* it to him. He's almost demanding sex. A word to the testosterone-burdened: None of that shit works, guys.
He isn't trying flattery or pleasing me ... he's just expressing his hunger and frustration. Makes me feel like I'm a harried waitress who isn't serving his table fast enough. This isn't a sexual partnership -- it's a supply and demand problem.
Take a bar of soap into the shower, pal. And rinse off the walls when you leave, eh?
~ Kvetch This